Matthew Hughes

If you don’t meet your responsibilities when you have a mortgage, you lose your home. If you don’t meet your responsibilities when you are in university, you fail your course. If you don’t meet your responsibilities when you work, you get fired. These facts are obvious, and for society to function, these rules have to be obeyed. If you don’t meet your obligations, consequences happen.
Recently, Andrew Sachs agreed to go on the Russell Brand show. He provided the shows host with his telephone number, and arranged for Brand to phone him. However, when he didn’t pick up the phone, he was subjected to a barrage of prank phone calls left on the answer phone of Sachs, where Jonathan Ross said that Russell Brand had slept with his granddaughter, a burlesque dancer.
Allow me to be the first to applaud Ross and Brand. They were not in the wrong, and they were damn funny, as they gently reminded Sachs that when you fail to meet your obligations, consequences happen.
This show, with the prank calls intact was broadcast on BBC Radio 2. Upon hearing these prank calls, two people complained to the regulatory body. When the cretins at the Daily Mail discovered what had happen, they simply had to ruin the fun of every open minded, intelligent person.
The sexless journalists and editors of the Daily Mail, who use sensational stories as a mask for their petty faith driven prejudices, and blatant stupidity decided to launch a crusade against Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross for having a sense of humor and not being in touch with the typical Daily Mail reader, whom I sorely hope, for the sake of the gene pool that their genitalia are as small as their brains are.
The contrived drama, fuelled by the two worst newspapers in the UK, whose readership consists of the dregs of society, has severely damaged the careers of two of the funniest, most articulate and observant celebrities the world has ever known.
It’s a true insult to freedom of speech and, frankly, intelligence when a borderline racist newspaper creates such a fury that 60,000 Daily Mail readers complain to the regulatory bodies. Please note that I didn’t use a synonym for ‘stupid’ before or after ‘Daily Mail readers’ as that itself is the highest measure of stupidity one can find.  These 60,000 people hadn’t listened to the programme, but had read a transcript.
You read that right. They hadn’t even listened to the programme. And the wonderful thing about that is that the Daily Mail can describe the events themselves, with as much emotive language and sensationalism as their empty brains can muster, which is an awful lot indeed.
When the imbecilic staff at the Daily Fail starts a moral outrage, you know that trouble is about to be started. Now, some of the most forward thinking staff at the BBC have been forced to resign in shame. Russell brand has left the BBC. Ross has been put on suspension for 3 months, at a cost of over £1.3 million to him.
For what? Because 60,000 idiots have no critical thinking skills, are easily offended and have no sense of humour.